Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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