Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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