the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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