Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
