Im at strip club and am horny
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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