i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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