I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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I can't turn off my feet"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think we might need a safe word for this...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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