Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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