Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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