thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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