She announced her abortion via fbk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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