Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.