so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito