Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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