You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
third nipple confirmed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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