We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Watching her eat just hurts me
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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