i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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