so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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