If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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