Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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