i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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