tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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