pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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