he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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