i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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