I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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