This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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