I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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