It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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