There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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