the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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