I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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