I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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