just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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