Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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