your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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