Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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