Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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