she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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