margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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