is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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