why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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