I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Barsexuality is the new black.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Randomize