I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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