Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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