Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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