she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Randomize
