Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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