Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
