Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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