this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
