pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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